Is there a less surprising sports news headline than the following:
“John Daly’s Trailer Stolen”
Perhaps this:
“Daly and Wife Split Over Marlboro Points Dispute”
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Stick to the Sports Reporting Fellas
I mean, they’re probably weren’t a ton to pick from.
For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst
Like Mike. If I could re-hydrate and replenish like Mike.
Sucks to be a Sophomore
As if Christian Laettner’s mere existence wasn’t enough.