Author: ranzino

Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

Blog posts

Wearing Your State Pride

Discussing the intricacies of dramatic seasonal changes with retail personell.

ranzino September 24, 2007

Candy Corn

The world is split into two types of people: those who love candy corn, and those who are wrong.

ranzino September 23, 2007

Sizzling Fajitas

In the beginning phases of “Dad Joke Syndrome.” Send help.

ranzino September 22, 2007

Kept On Reeling it Off

Taken on a brief stop at the mammoth Cabela’s Superstore in Hamburg, PA. 250,000 square feet of showroom crammed to […]

ranzino September 22, 2007

Tea Tags

A weirdly sincere and informative post about a local attraction’s business hours.

ranzino September 20, 2007

Klondike 5 3226

Old-timey stuff from an old-timey guy.

ranzino September 18, 2007

Bricked

Backlit Duplo bricks. As the ancients foretold.

ranzino September 17, 2007

Morning Beach

Just a picture of the beach. You can probably move along.

ranzino September 14, 2007

Half Sausage

In which we discuss fast food sins, and how to avoid them.

ranzino August 19, 2007

Staggering Odds

Repetition is the key in photography composition and stalking exes.

ranzino August 15, 2007