Author: ranzino

Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

Blog posts

From the makers of Wonderbread comes…

…Ryan Seacrest, really, I mean what’s the big deal. I admit, I’m not a regular viewer of American Idol but […]

ranzino February 11, 2004

The Cupholder Killer

Bucket-sized was a bridge too far.

ranzino February 9, 2004

Ashton, Ashton, We All Fall Down!

We like Michael Kelso at home.

ranzino February 8, 2004

The Pleasure Principle

Why does Justin get off scott free?

ranzino February 6, 2004

Top 5 “Golden Oldies” Lyrics

Da doo ron ron ron just missed the cut.

ranzino February 5, 2004