Author: ranzino

Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

Blog posts

Help Feed Martha

Apparently it’s not all that hard to publish a magazine AND be incarcerated at the same time.

ranzino December 23, 2004

Line Considerations and Other Social Niceties

All I wanted was a Dunkachino.

ranzino December 22, 2004

Pass the Guacamole

Something, something, about burritos.

ranzino December 21, 2004

Noah, I Am Your Father

I find your lack of purchasing power, disturbing.

ranzino December 17, 2004

Pieces of Me

Katherine Hepburn, Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster, and Ashlee Simpson. Yep, that tracks.

ranzino December 15, 2004

Bringin’ the Holiday Lumber

Old Navy has an extensive holiday advertising budget.

ranzino December 13, 2004

One is the Loneliest Number

Somewhere in my house, there’s a stockpile of single socks just living it up.

ranzino December 13, 2004

Extravadanza Redux

Where SEO meets lack of interest.

ranzino December 10, 2004

Where Scratch & Sniff Stickers are a Business Expense

There’s a science for everything I guess.

ranzino December 7, 2004

Next Item… The Gold-Plated Pikachu

You’ve got to love the Japanese’s dedication to cartoon animals.

ranzino November 30, 2004