Author: ranzino

Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

Blog posts

A Note to Japan

No really, thank you for the NES. Literally saved me from developing a lasting relationship with my parents.

ranzino September 14, 2004

ExtravaDanza

I wonder if he was ever considered for Tony Soprano?

ranzino September 13, 2004

Tommy Two-Tone

Now stop. Collaborate and listen.

ranzino September 13, 2004

George Carlin Shouldn’t Act

It’s been a hot minute since Clerks Kevin.

ranzino September 10, 2004

No…I’m Not Ready Mr. Williams Jr.

“The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field”

ranzino September 10, 2004

I Knew You’d Want a Hot Apple Pie With That

15-year-olds filing for unemployment.

ranzino September 8, 2004

Anger Management

When giving someone the finger just isn’t enough.

ranzino September 1, 2004

I’m Hot, Sticky Sweet

I’m not anti-cover per se, but this seems like a bad idea.

ranzino August 29, 2004

Trump-It

I’m fired? No, you’re fired.

ranzino August 27, 2004

Recreational Boaters for Vague Generalities

Senator, can you or can you not confirm if you have ever sailed on a booze cruise?

ranzino August 26, 2004