Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach
5. Way Too Tan Guy – You have to wonder if this guy is holding down…
Top 5 Parent Fears at the Seashore
5. The inability to buy SPF “Lead Waterproof Vest.”4. Standing too close to a lifeguard thereby…
Shoes, Photography, and Health Care
Pictured above are portions of two photographs of the same pair of shoes taken nearly five…
Lost in Translation
‘ “No, I have no idea what he’s talking about. He keeps babbling on about something…
Power Trip
“Yeah it’s a Galactic Empire standard issue BlasTech E-11. I can’t seem to hit crap with…
Gelati Girl
Name:Gelati Girl Age:Wouldn’t you like to know 😉 Looking for:Friendship and maybe more Turn-Ons: Turn-Offs:
Jebediah and Sarah Have a Talk
“Yeah… so… this be awkward… but the doctor said it can flare up about once a…
Fireworks in Lititz
Somehow, fireworks were never all that cool to me… until I could take pictures of them…
Enter The Frogmen
When my father warned me against taking that quickie loan from Kermit, I asked myself, “What’s…
Signs
Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year. Experts…