Dear Mom Who Runs Into the Pre-School Ahead of Everyone Else the Millisecond After They Open the Doors,
Listen, it’s not like I’ve got a packed schedule or anything today, but we’re all busy right?
Though please explain to me, is your desire to be first in line to pick up your child EVERY FREAKIN’ SINGLE DAY important enough to “nudge” me to the side while I’m holding my sleeping 1-year-old? I know you’ve got to get to the daily four minute interrogation of the your poor son’s teacher, but seriously, if you could dial down the intensity just a smidge, I think the rest of the parents woule appreciate it.
Oh, and the bangs, they’re not working for you. You might want to consider a stylist who cuts women’s hair.
Thanks,
The man who wears powder blue Crocs and has no right to comment on anyone else’s haircut/fashion sense
