Tag: Suburban Life
The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower
I don’t see myself as the type of person who seeks out confrontations. I can’t remember…
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning
Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…
We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack
It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow…
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?
Recently, I took the boys on our not-so-frequent trip to the hair removal store. I like…
Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach
5. Way Too Tan Guy – You have to wonder if this guy is holding down…
Dear Pushy Mom…
Dear Mom Who Runs Into the Pre-School Ahead of Everyone Else the Millisecond After They Open…