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Extreme vehicular makeovers doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

ranzino March 16, 2004

Creating the problem AND selling the cure.

ranzino March 16, 2004

Apparently there are no bigger fish to fry.

ranzino March 12, 2004

This product contains nuts.

ranzino March 8, 2004

Where we take pot shots at men who are good at growing hair.

ranzino March 4, 2004

This time of year, I’m usually reminded by the moaning and groaning of my friends of the Catholic persuasion that […]

ranzino March 3, 2004

People like hobbits I guess.

ranzino March 1, 2004

Someone will thank their agent, but not their spouse. Guaranteed.

ranzino February 26, 2004

A hunka hunka buring adulation.

ranzino February 24, 2004

Is there a worse holiday season phenomenon than the anxiety caused by trying to select the perfect Christmas cookie from […]

ranzino February 21, 2004