The Top 5 Reasons Why It’s Surprising I Enjoy Watching Dancing With the Stars

5. I never thought John O’Hurley’s masterful work as the host of The Great American Celebrity Spelling Bee could be topped.

4. I was definitely in the Rod Stewart camp during his breakup with Rachel Hunter.

3. The witty off-the-cuff humor of America’s Funniest Videos’, ….oh sorry, AFV’s Tom Bergeron seems almost too sinful to indulge in two times in one week.

2. Evander Holyfield, who hasn’t been this funny since his SportsCenter commercials, got eliminated in Week 3.

1. To the best of my knowledge, I am still a heterosexual male.