As if rampant homelessness, rising fuel costs, and the financial hit the makers of the Girls Gone Wild videos are likely incuring weren’t enough, now Katrina has unleashed deadly dart-wielding porpoises on an unsuspecting populace.
According to “expert sources”, 36 U.S. Government-trained dolphins have gone missing in the Gulf of Mexico since after the storm. These normally genial mammals could possibly be carrying ‘toxic dart’ guns which they are trained to use on divers and surfers suspected of engaging in terrorist activities.
No word yet on whether the Navy was able to properly secure their stock-pile of sharks with freakin’ laser beams mounted on their heads.
