Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Tingly Ted’s
And I miss the way you make my tongue feel and it’s real. We ate the hot wings over our napkins off the grill.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning
It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
Where we get snobby about what kind of container our alcoholic beverage is served in.
Triple-Bypass Burger
Um, are you sure it’s legal to put this many fries into one paper bag?
“Pork Chops and Applesauce”
It’s a close up of pork chops on a grill. Don’t make it weird.
Potato Nirvana
Don’t come at me with your regional favorites. Perfection has been achieved right here in Pennsylvania.
M and an additional M
It takes a special kind of skill to take close up photos of candies. It’s called extreme boredom management.