Hot Wheels Was Already Optioned
Etch-a-Sketch the Movie: See what happens when a straight-laced urbanite “shakes up” her life and moves to the country!
Damn you George Lucas
Kudos on creating the world’s greatest money printing machine you handsome bearded bastard.
Power Trip
Standard 90 galactic standard day guarantee. Accuracy assertions are non-verified.
Fedora Lost
Oh Indy, how far we have fallen. I mean not into the Sarlac pit, but pretty far.
78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation
Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I thought I would save […]
2005 Summer Movie Preview Part II: Electric Boogaloo
A preview of what you should be avoiding at the box office his summer.