Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis
Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood.
Damn you George Lucas
You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…
Lost in Translation
‘ “No, I have no idea what he’s talking about. He keeps babbling on about something…
Power Trip
“Yeah it’s a Galactic Empire standard issue BlasTech E-11. I can’t seem to hit crap with…
Fedora Lost
If 10 years ago, you would have suggested to me a movie directed by the fat…
78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation
Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I…
Catch of the Day
It’s a sad day for Hollywood. Tinseltown has long been a bastion for liberal wackos such…
Shame on You America
America. I know it’s January. I realize that this is the traditional time for movie studios…
2005 Summer Movie Preview Part II: Electric Boogaloo
The tepid follow-up(re: hurried crash-grab) to the critically acclaimed original! Cinderella ManA Note from Ron Howard:…
2005 Summer Movie Preview Part I
The summer movie season is upon us and that means you should get ready for an…