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Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood. 

Damn you George Lucas

You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…

Lost in Translation

‘ “No, I have no idea what he’s talking about. He keeps babbling on about something…

Power Trip

“Yeah it’s a Galactic Empire standard issue BlasTech E-11.  I can’t seem to hit crap with…

Fedora Lost

If 10 years ago, you would have suggested to me a movie directed by the fat…

78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation

Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I…

Catch of the Day

It’s a sad day for Hollywood. Tinseltown has long been a bastion for liberal wackos such…

Shame on You America

America. I know it’s January. I realize that this is the traditional time for movie studios…

2005 Summer Movie Preview Part II: Electric Boogaloo

The tepid follow-up(re: hurried crash-grab) to the critically acclaimed original! Cinderella ManA Note from Ron Howard:…

2005 Summer Movie Preview Part I

The summer movie season is upon us and that means you should get ready for an…