Tag: news
All the Chat That’s Fit to Moderately Disagree
“Uhhhh…. I think I’ll select option C?”
Life Got You Down?
In these uncertain times of financial and political turmoil, it may be time for Americans to…
If You Felt Young and Peppy Today…
“Baby Jessica” of falling-down-a-well fame, was reportedly hitched in rural Texas this weekend. This just in,…
Maury’s Main Squeeze
The most shocking revelation to come out of the whole Dan Rather-President Bush National Guard documentation…
Does My Addiction to Dharma & Greg Reruns Qualify?
I’ve built up a certain amount of respect for the Finnish Army over the years. They…
Kraft Singles, My Ass
Thanks to Dupont and their ‘ Search for the Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwich in America Contest,’ we’ll…
From Right to Left
“Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism,” a new film documentary, aims to prove that Fox News…
Backhanded Condiments
In one of the most devestating blows to non-partisan politics in the last few minutes, a…
The End All Be All
“The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a law meant to punish pornographers who peddle dirty pictures…
Sovereignty Surprise
[The Iraqi Governing Council is discussing how best to restore fresh water to certain remote areas…