SpongeBob, Behind the Green Door… at the Krusty Krab
The following is the best dinner-time discussion my son and I have had in weeks. Me:…
Wearing Your State Pride
Having had a Netflix account for almost as long as the service has existed, I haven’t…
A Musical Interlude
A quick example of a song that goes from about a 2 star rating all the…
78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation
Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I…
Catch of the Day
It’s a sad day for Hollywood. Tinseltown has long been a bastion for liberal wackos such…
Roll Out the Barrel
The 48th Annual Grammy Awards airs tonight on CBS. Yeah, I don’t care either. If you…
Shame on You America
America. I know it’s January. I realize that this is the traditional time for movie studios…
Sorry, No Meds For You
So, because its all the rage these days is to peg all-American cult member Tom Cruise…
Ratings Rhumba
The Top 5 Reasons Why It’s Surprising I Enjoy Watching Dancing With the Stars5. I never…
2005 Summer Movie Preview Part II: Electric Boogaloo
The tepid follow-up(re: hurried crash-grab) to the critically acclaimed original! Cinderella ManA Note from Ron Howard:…