5. “Slim Fast…Yeah, good luck with that porky.”
4. “Funyuns.”
3. “Oooh, Bubblelicious!”
2. “God dammit, I can clearly see THIRTEEN items in your cart!”
1. “Intriguing, what are the Olsen twins’ top 10 beauty tips?”
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
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