In what is becoming an annual winter rite of passage (not much unlike the appearance of that rascally Pennsylvania groundhog) Brett Favre is once again contemplating his retirement from the NFL. The much beloved, southern-fried, good ol’ boy QB for the Green Bay Packers is once again holding the adoring national media and cheese-head nation in suspense. Brett will now waffle for a significant portion of the winter months over whether he’s going to hang up the cleats or not.

Here’s a tip for you Brett. You threw 29 picks last season. If you’re giving it up more often than Paris Hilton does during a month full of T-Mobile launch parties, it’s time to pack up the tents and head home.