Does being a research scientist at the Sense of Smell Institute (A Leading Global Resource on the Science of Olfaction):
a. Absolutely guarantee your social life will be an unmitigated disaster for the rest of your life.
or
b. Provide you with the single best conversation starter ever.
Tough call.
“Excuse me sir, may I request that you scratch my undercarriage?”
There are more pretzel-related safety signs in Lancaster County than you would guess.
