The Eye (Brows) Have It
Where we take pot shots at men who are good at growing hair.
Forgo the Bloomin’ Onion My Son
This time of year, I’m usually reminded by the moaning and groaning of my friends of the Catholic persuasion that […]
That Kooky Kodak Theater
Someone will thank their agent, but not their spouse. Guaranteed.
Keebler Roulette
Is there a worse holiday season phenomenon than the anxiety caused by trying to select the perfect Christmas cookie from […]
The Drive-Thru Window to My Soul
A love letter to the best (and only) fast food place on my way to work.
Top 5 Things I Never Want to Hear on Television…Never…Ever…Again…Forever
I’m also opposed to certain sounds.
We Have a Chia Spill in Aisle 8
A USB stick shaped like a slice of pizza? Don’t mind if I do!
From the makers of Wonderbread comes…
…Ryan Seacrest, really, I mean what’s the big deal. I admit, I’m not a regular viewer of American Idol but […]