Food & Bev

What?! premium
What?!, originally uploaded by ranzino. Easter [ee | ster ] – noun Christian celebration of the Resurrection of Christ; celebrated on the Sunday following the first full moon after the vernal equinox. To the day, the date candy companies have collectively calculated to be the precise moment of the final portioning out of the last […]
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December 17, 2007
M and an additional M premium
M and an additional M, originally uploaded by ranzino. Remember when getting a green M&M meant something special? No… wait… me neither.
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December 5, 2007
Sprouts premium
Brussel Sprouts, originally uploaded by ranzino. You either love ’em, or hate ’em. I love ’em. If you throw in some bacon, caramelized onions and garlic I love ’em even more. Bacon Brussels Sprouts
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December 2, 2007
Silly Rabbit premium
Silly Rabbit, originally uploaded by ranzino. Trix are for kids. And 33-year-olds. But definitely not rabbits, that just makes no sense at all.
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September 23, 2007
Candy Corn premium
Candy Corn, originally uploaded by ranzino. With Halloween coming up next month, you may soon be venturing out to your local mega-duper-costco-plex to buy a skiff or two of trick-or-treat giveaways. In our increasingly health conscious and pc environment, I thought I would take a minute to remind you that Halloween is supposed to be […]
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September 22, 2007
Sizzling Fajitas premium
Sizzling Fajitas, originally uploaded by ranzino. Everyone has family jokes. Outside of the insular realm of your closest relatives these laughers, at best, make no sense at all, and at worst, are assuredly pretty lame. One of our family staples for dinner time is the venerable tex-mex standby, fajitas. This occasion gives me the opportunity […]
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August 19, 2007
Half Sausage premium
Half Sausage, originally uploaded by ranzino. After six years of being subjugated to the “greek-style” pizza they seem to serve exclusively in pizzerias in Connecticut, I finally escaped to “Brooklyn-style” (Also known as the good lord’s true and only way) haven Pennsylvania.  Weeks later, thinking I had left those gastronomic abominations behind me, I go […]
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March 21, 2007
They’re Both Purple, Okay premium
Here’s a handy tip for you health nuts out there making your own salads for lunch: When shopping for groceries, take special precautions as to not mistake a small head of purple cabbage for radicchio. The resulting green and mauve concoction may be pleasing to the eye and deliver a healthy blow to your colon, […]
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April 17, 2006
Wouldn’t You Love to Work With Me? premium
I am ordering Chinese food from the place down near Blimpies and Dunkin’ Donuts. If you would like to partake, here is the Ordering Chinese Food FAQ for this afternoon: “Do you have a menu I can peruse?” No. But I’m pretty sure their menu looks like every other Chinese take out menu in the […]
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March 7, 2006
Po-tay-toh Pa-tah-toh premium
The Durkee-Mower company, makers of the magically delicious foodstuff Marshmallow Fluff, are suing Williams Sonoma for selling a candy product using the name Fluffernutter, of which Durkee claims to own the rights. Who knew one of our childhood lunchbox staples was an actionable copyright? Out of fear of facing similiar suits from other large corporations, […]
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