Category: Food & Bev
I Knew You’d Want a Hot Apple Pie With That
A company in Pittsburgh is developing a technology that will predict what you’re going to order…
Kraft Singles, My Ass
Thanks to Dupont and their ‘ Search for the Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwich in America Contest,’ we’ll…
I’m a Sandwich Artist
An actual exchange overheard at Subway today: Customer Behind Me: (Chipper) Hey there, can you tell…
For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst
Gatorade is helping ESPN celebrate its 25th anniversary this summer by releasing an ESPN-flavored beverage. This…
Find an Alien, and We’ll Throw in Some Hush Puppies
Finally, a tangible result for the average American from the billions of tax-dollars spent to explore…
Oprah’s McNugget Club
Many years back, Oprah, trying to distance herself from the talk-show pack, re-invented herself and her…
Forgo the Bloomin’ Onion My Son
This time of year, I’m usually reminded by the moaning and groaning of my friends of…
Keebler Roulette
Is there a worse holiday season phenomenon than the anxiety caused by trying to select the…
The Drive-Thru Window to My Soul
Dear Route 44 Dunkin’ Donuts, Hey…how’ve you been? I’ve been doing okay, I guess. You may…
The Cupholder Killer
Like most Americans, I subscribe to the motto “Bigger is Better.” Do you want to drive…