An actual exchange overheard at Subway today:

Customer Behind Me: (Chipper) Hey there, can you tell me what’s in your Seafood Salad?

Subway Sandwich Artist:
Uh…….Seafood.

Customer Behind Me:
(Not missing a beat) All right then, howsabout I get a six inch roast beef on white!

Wisely played my friend.

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