An actual exchange overheard at Subway today:

Customer Behind Me: (Chipper) Hey there, can you tell me what’s in your Seafood Salad?

Subway Sandwich Artist:
Uh…….Seafood.

Customer Behind Me:
(Not missing a beat) All right then, howsabout I get a 6 inch Roast Beef on white!

Wisely played my friend.