Hello, my name is Brian and I’m a Dunkaholic. It’s been 16 days since my last Dunkin’ Donuts breakfast sandwich combo.
Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. During those dark moments, I swear I can taste a hint of fennel from their scrumptious sausagey goodness.
Then, in the blackness…the self-loathing begins.