Aqua-Slumber
Gone the way of bean bag chairs, lava lamps, and hi-fi cabinets.
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
It’s as if we didn’t have 30 years of cinematic proof that empowering these little bastards is bad.
Where we lie about how much content is coming this week.
Sometimes you just need a little something to get you to the next day.
Where we discuss m misplaced shame about where I take my kids to get their hair did.
It would be a shame if something were to happen to that anthropomorphic pig of yours.