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Blog posts

Half Centennial Sporting Options

Picking up a new sport as you get older has its pros and cons. Pro: more exercise. Con: exciting new aches and pains.

ranzino February 20, 2026

Aqua-Slumber

Gone the way of bean bag chairs, lava lamps, and hi-fi cabinets.

ranzino February 2, 2026

An Invitation to be Curious

At some point, we all have to take responsibility for our bad decision making.

ranzino January 27, 2026

The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower

We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.

ranzino April 24, 2023

Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Kids say the dumbest things.

ranzino September 25, 2010

10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning

A listicle for the busy parent who likes to ignore their child by looking at a distraction rectangle.

ranzino September 21, 2010

Cutting the Cord

Set yourself free. Visit your local library.

ranzino September 21, 2010

Damn you George Lucas

Kudos on creating the world’s greatest money printing machine you handsome bearded bastard.

ranzino December 29, 2008

We’re Bringing Schlumpy Back

Where we talk about just giving up on making our family look presentable.

ranzino December 5, 2008

Happy Halloween

Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow night:

ranzino October 30, 2008

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