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Category: Parenting & Suburbia

The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower

We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.

Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood. 

10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning

Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…

Damn you George Lucas

You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…

We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack

It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…

Happy Halloween

Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow…

Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups

This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…

Giraffes, Swords and Puppies To Be

Sculptures To Be, originally uploaded by ranzino. So what’s the over-under on the life expectancy of…

An Inverse Relationship

This pretty much sums up how I feel about my ongoing pursuit of excellence in the…

Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?

Recently, I took the boys on our not-so-frequent trip to the hair removal store.  I like…