It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider remarks that the sweatpant ensemble you hastily put together for your 2-year-old that morning favors comparably to the fashion stylings of a rejected backup dancer from Justin Timberlake’s FutureSex/LoveSounds tour.
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Nice, I feel like we should probably do laundry for our 2 year old more often as well, but it hasn’t gotten that bad. Though you do paint a good picture, even without a camera.