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Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.

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Blog posts

The Drive-Thru Window to My Soul

A love letter to the best (and only) fast food place on my way to work.

ranzino February 19, 2004

Top 5 Things I Never Want to Hear on Television…Never…Ever…Again…Forever

I’m also opposed to certain sounds.

ranzino February 17, 2004

We Have a Chia Spill in Aisle 8

A USB stick shaped like a slice of pizza? Don’t mind if I do!

ranzino February 13, 2004

From the makers of Wonderbread comes…

…Ryan Seacrest, really, I mean what’s the big deal. I admit, I’m not a regular viewer of American Idol but […]

ranzino February 11, 2004

The Cupholder Killer

Bucket-sized was a bridge too far.

ranzino February 9, 2004

Ashton, Ashton, We All Fall Down!

We like Michael Kelso at home.

ranzino February 8, 2004

The Pleasure Principle

Why does Justin get off scott free?

ranzino February 6, 2004

Top 5 “Golden Oldies” Lyrics

Da doo ron ron ron just missed the cut.

ranzino February 5, 2004

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