Tag: food
Forgo the Bloomin’ Onion My Son
This time of year, I’m usually reminded by the moaning and groaning of my friends of…
Keebler Roulette
Is there a worse holiday season phenomenon than the anxiety caused by trying to select the…
The Drive-Thru Window to My Soul
Dear Route 44 Dunkin’ Donuts, Hey…how’ve you been? I’ve been doing okay, I guess. You may…
The Cupholder Killer
Like most Americans, I subscribe to the motto “Bigger is Better.” Do you want to drive…