Confections with Attitudes
Today, after polishing off my lunch of pork fried rice and an egg roll, I broke…
Let’s Think People, Think!
Dear Lady in the Green Dodge Caravan in front of me at the Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru,…
Pass the Guacamole
If you’re having an introspective moment and wondering just what you’ve done in your life to…
Hello My Name Is…
Hello, my name is Brian and I’m a Dunkaholic. It’s been 16 days since my last…
I Knew You’d Want a Hot Apple Pie With That
A company in Pittsburgh is developing a technology that will predict what you’re going to order…
Kraft Singles, My Ass
Thanks to Dupont and theirĀ ‘ Search for the Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwich in America Contest,’ we’ll…
I’m a Sandwich Artist
An actual exchange overheard at Subway today: Customer Behind Me: (Chipper) Hey there, can you tell…
For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst
Gatorade is helping ESPN celebrate its 25th anniversary this summer by releasing an ESPN-flavored beverage. This…
Find an Alien, and We’ll Throw in Some Hush Puppies
Finally, a tangible result for the average American from the billions of tax-dollars spent to explore…
Forgo the Bloomin’ Onion My Son
This time of year, I’m usually reminded by the moaning and groaning of my friends of…