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Confections with Attitudes

Today, after polishing off my lunch of pork fried rice and an egg roll, I broke…

Let’s Think People, Think!

Dear Lady in the Green Dodge Caravan in front of me at the Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru,…

Pass the Guacamole

If you’re having an introspective moment and wondering just what you’ve done in your life to…

Hello My Name Is…

Hello, my name is Brian and I’m a Dunkaholic. It’s been 16 days since my last…

I Knew You’d Want a Hot Apple Pie With That

A company in Pittsburgh is developing a technology that will predict what you’re going to order…

Kraft Singles, My Ass

Thanks to Dupont and theirĀ ‘ Search for the Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwich in America Contest,’ we’ll…

I’m a Sandwich Artist

An actual exchange overheard at Subway today: Customer Behind Me: (Chipper) Hey there, can you tell…

For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst

Gatorade is helping ESPN celebrate its 25th anniversary this summer by releasing an ESPN-flavored beverage. This…

Find an Alien, and We’ll Throw in Some Hush Puppies

Finally, a tangible result for the average American from the billions of tax-dollars spent to explore…

Forgo the Bloomin’ Onion My Son

This time of year, I’m usually reminded by the moaning and groaning of my friends of…