Just Peanuts, Nothing Else
Purchase obfuscation and justification at its finest.
Dear Pushy Mom…
I’m sure he’ll grow up to be just fine with a parent like you. JUST FINE.
Hooray for Spring!
Spring is an abstract concept in New England, not something tangible.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Brian
Making deals with God and coming up demonstrably short in the negotiations.
One is the Loneliest Number
Somewhere in my house, there’s a stockpile of single socks just living it up.
