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Author: ranzino

Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

Potato Nirvana

Today I’m going to do something just for you. I’m going to do something that’s going…

What?!

Easter [ee | ster ] – noun Happy Easter everyone.

Caution: Close Side Clearance

I’ve thought about it for awhile, and I’m still not quite sure what this sign means….

Mr. Evans, Your Back Acne Medication is Ready

Another thing you wouldn’t want publicly announced while waiting for your prescription at CVS… “Dad, Jacob…

Parenting Tip #1

Because I’ve spent a lot of my time child-rearing and what-not these days, I thought from…

Spring

Spring… I can smell it coming around the corner… Literally. In Lancaster County, spring is when…

Why Even HAVE a Drive-Thru Then?

You mean I have to wear pants now? Is Dunkin’ Donuts going to pick up the…

Dear Pushy Mom…

Dear Mom Who Runs Into the Pre-School Ahead of Everyone Else the Millisecond After They Open…

I Knew It, I Just Knew It

Daytime nap may help memory, learning Researchers in Israel report a daytime nap may help memory…

M and an additional M

Remember when getting a green M&M meant something special? No… wait… me neither.