The Future is Now
It’s as if we didn’t have 30 years of cinematic proof that empowering these little bastards is bad.
My Camera’s Voice DEMANDS To Be Heard!
The entirety of human knowledge in your pocket, but consulting the OED is too bothersome.
This Year Can I Text In My Ballot?
I base all my electoral decisions on the quality of the graphic design.
Dumbest… Technology… Ever.
A rage against the texting machine. This battle I will lose.
We’re stickin’ with Joe… I guess
In which we unfavorably compare a national politician to a complex carbohydrate.
You Mean They All Don’t End at O.J.’s House?
A cable programming manager’s worst nightmare.
Full Disclosure
Everyone knows “Can’t Live Without Your Love and Affection” is unquestionably the best track on that album.
My Dog Ate My State of the Union Address
Administration muppets misplace things. More at eleven.