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Blog posts

Happy 2nd

Sappiness personified.

ranzino May 14, 2008

Just Peanuts, Nothing Else

Purchase obfuscation and justification at its finest.

ranzino April 28, 2008

SOYLENT PINK IS PEOPLE!

Busytown is a sick place.

ranzino March 31, 2008

SpongeBob, Behind the Green Door… at the Krusty Krab

Speaking to cartoons and innocence.

ranzino March 28, 2008

It Was a Quack Job

It. Just. Won’t. Stop. Singing. Please make it stop.

ranzino March 27, 2008

Such a Good Dad

The true question is, “as compared to what?”

ranzino March 26, 2008

What?!

Thank you Easter Bunny! Bawk! Bawk!

ranzino March 23, 2008

Mr. Evans, Your Back Acne Medication is Ready

What they don’t tell you about before you have kids: The unending gauntlet of public embarrassment.

ranzino March 19, 2008

Parenting Tip #1

Where we embark on a new series of unhelpful suggestions for Gen X parents.

ranzino March 18, 2008

Dear Pushy Mom…

I’m sure he’ll grow up to be just fine with a parent like you. JUST FINE.

ranzino March 14, 2008

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