Category: Parenting & Suburbia
Candy Corn
With Halloween coming up next month, you may soon be venturing out to your local mega-duper-costco-plex…
Hooray for Spring!
As a public service announcement for those of you in the lower 44 who have ever…
Always Read the Label Before Purchasing
Earlier this week, my wife came to visit me at my workplace. Since the last time…
So We Got a WonderWheel Instead
Recently, my son and I were in our van leaving the parking lot of the grocery…
SUPER (market) DAD
Going to the grocery store is no longer the joy it once was. Because I like…
Are You There God? It’s Me, Brian
A long time ago, when I was a lad fair of cheek, I made a gentleman’s…
Let’s Think People, Think!
Dear Lady in the Green Dodge Caravan in front of me at the Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru,…
Noah, I Am Your Father
For those last minute shoppers looking for the perfect holiday gift to bestow upon certain un-named…
Anger Management
My wife and I recently purchased a minivan. For those of you without children, minivans are…
I Thought He Was an Unfunny Cartoon Penguin
Does it make me a bad person if I immediately lean towards disliking someone who refers…