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Category: Parenting & Suburbia

It Was a Quack Job

Parenting Tip #3 A toy is NEVER out of batteries. It is always ALWAYS broken… as…

Such a Good Dad

As a male, I know I get certain historical advantages over the fairer sex by default….

What?!

Easter [ee | ster ] – noun Happy Easter everyone.

Mr. Evans, Your Back Acne Medication is Ready

Another thing you wouldn’t want publicly announced while waiting for your prescription at CVS… “Dad, Jacob…

Parenting Tip #1

Because I’ve spent a lot of my time child-rearing and what-not these days, I thought from…

Dear Pushy Mom…

Dear Mom Who Runs Into the Pre-School Ahead of Everyone Else the Millisecond After They Open…

Friggin’ Chutes

Most… tedious… children’s…. game…. EVER. I have no idea what she’s smiling about.

Da Phils Win!

Your hometown Philadelphia Phillies, the 2007 NL East Champions! As a parent, the occasion of the…

Winner Winner

Something a comedian once said has always stuck with me. I’m somewhat embarrassed to say this…

Wearing Your State Pride

Having had a Netflix account for almost as long as the service has existed, I haven’t…