Friggin’ Chutes
An entry into the pantheon of games you wish had never been invented.
Da Phils Win!
Don’t worry, it’s just a divisional title, not like the World Series or anything.
Wearing Your State Pride
Discussing the intricacies of dramatic seasonal changes with retail personell.
Candy Corn
The world is split into two types of people: those who love candy corn, and those who are wrong.
Hooray for Spring!
Spring is an abstract concept in New England, not something tangible.
So We Got a WonderWheel Instead
It’s a reference to the somewhat problematic 1980’s movie, The Toy.
SUPER (market) DAD
No you can’t have that Wiggles coloring book. Because I’m mean… and cheap.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Brian
Making deals with God and coming up demonstrably short in the negotiations.