Category: Parenting & Suburbia
Courtesy Wave
When you’re about town in your Cadillac Escalade, please take the time to participate in a…
Wrinkle-Free Checking
Recently, my cozy little hometown bank merged with another cozy little hometown bank and a huge…
Better Than the Prom in Carrie
I was listening to the local pop station while getting dressed this morning. The crazy and…
Try Aisle 9 Instead
You may find yourself in the following situation: You’re at the grocery store standing in front…
Insert Apple Pun Here
Cruel namings of celebrity children must be stopped! Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest crime against the infantile set…
The Heebie Freebies
There’s no getting around it, I have free sample anxiety. My social skills are so underdeveloped…
Top 5 Things The Creepy Guy Behind You In Line at the Grocery Store is Thinking
5. “Slim Fast…Yeah, good luck with that porky.”4. “Funyuns.”3. “Oooh, Bubblelicious!”2. “God dammit, I can clearly…
The Drive-Thru Window to My Soul
Dear Route 44 Dunkin’ Donuts, Hey…how’ve you been? I’ve been doing okay, I guess. You may…
We Have a Chia Spill in Aisle 8
I wouldn’t describe myself as an impulse shopper. I’m not usually tempted by the newest and…