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Category: Pop Culture

Noah, I Am Your Father

For those last minute shoppers looking for the perfect holiday gift to bestow upon certain un-named…

Pieces of Me

Joe Simpson, proud papa and manager for both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, recently described moody teen…

Tommy Two-Tone

A modern day dilemma. My mobile phone company is currently offering both Under Pressure by Queen…

No…I’m Not Ready Mr. Williams Jr.

Being a full-fledged American football fan, I can say unequivocally nothing gets me more fired up…

I’m Hot, Sticky Sweet

A boy band has covered Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me. Somewhere in Northeastern Pennsylvania,…

Trump-It

Donald Trump speaks to me over my car radio. Every day during my afternoon drive home,…

Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable

Dialouge from “Tax Reform Commando” Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill your wimpy socialist…

A Swatch of Fresh Chicory Adds a Decorative Touch to Your Shiv

It looks like I’ll be putting up Martha Stewart for a few months. Okay, not just…

Blog Mad Libs

Johnny Ramone of the Ramones had to issue a statement today to counteract a report that…

Insert Apple Pun Here

Cruel namings of celebrity children must be stopped! Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest crime against the infantile set…