Category: Pop Culture
Noah, I Am Your Father
For those last minute shoppers looking for the perfect holiday gift to bestow upon certain un-named…
Pieces of Me
Joe Simpson, proud papa and manager for both Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, recently described moody teen…
Tommy Two-Tone
A modern day dilemma. My mobile phone company is currently offering both Under Pressure by Queen…
No…I’m Not Ready Mr. Williams Jr.
Being a full-fledged American football fan, I can say unequivocally nothing gets me more fired up…
I’m Hot, Sticky Sweet
A boy band has covered Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me. Somewhere in Northeastern Pennsylvania,…
Trump-It
Donald Trump speaks to me over my car radio. Every day during my afternoon drive home,…
Apparently, Richard Simmons Was Unavailable
Dialouge from “Tax Reform Commando” Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill your wimpy socialist…
A Swatch of Fresh Chicory Adds a Decorative Touch to Your Shiv
It looks like I’ll be putting up Martha Stewart for a few months. Okay, not just…
Blog Mad Libs
Johnny Ramone of the Ramones had to issue a statement today to counteract a report that…
Insert Apple Pun Here
Cruel namings of celebrity children must be stopped! Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest crime against the infantile set…