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Enter The Frogmen

When my father warned me against taking that quickie loan from Kermit, I asked myself, “What’s…

Signs

Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year.  Experts…

#1 Dad

Happy Father’s Day Dad. You’re the best.

Bashing Stereotypes

In Lancaster County, cops don’t eat donuts… they eat pretzels… made by the Amish… who are…

Triple-Bypass Burger

Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding…

The Berenstain Bears and the Online Predator

Among all the book series my son likes read to him, he tends to gravitate time…

Fedora Lost

If 10 years ago, you would have suggested to me a movie directed by the fat…

In Desparate Need of a Line Break

The good news is when you deep fry them, they taste just like Burger King’s chicken…

The Flags

Happy Memorial Day everyone.

A Parent’s Primer for Children’s Board Games: Candy Land

Basic Game PlayIn a turn-based game, players draw colored cards to determine how many spaces their…

Happy 2nd

Happy birthday buddy. Two years can go by so quickly. Love,Your Dad

Secrets

As a kid, when no one was looking, I used to pour “Sugar in the Raw”…