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Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.

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Blog posts

We’re stickin’ with Joe… I guess

In which we unfavorably compare a national politician to a complex carbohydrate.

ranzino November 1, 2006

Wouldn’t You Love to Work With Me?

An actual email to actual coworkers.

ranzino April 17, 2006

Fun with Euphemisms

Where we mince words about how words change.

ranzino April 5, 2006

Hooray for Spring!

Spring is an abstract concept in New England, not something tangible.

ranzino April 3, 2006

At Least We’ve Got the Best Mascot

Don’t be bringing up the San Diego Chicken or the Phoenix Suns Gorilla either. Pure amateur hour.

ranzino March 8, 2006

Po-tay-toh Pa-tah-toh

Fluffernutters were the alternate lunch of choice at Sugarloaf Elementary school.

ranzino March 7, 2006

78 Years of Gratuitous Self-Adulation

Since none of us actually saw any of the movies that were nominated this year, I thought I would save […]

ranzino March 3, 2006

Catch of the Day

Standing up for true patriots by bashing popular entertainment.

ranzino March 3, 2006

Always Read the Label Before Purchasing

Cold hard truths emerge in a marriage.

ranzino February 21, 2006

Snow Days

The Winter Olympics is here and no one this side of Bob Costas cares.

ranzino February 16, 2006

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