You Mean They All Don’t End at O.J.’s House?
A cable programming manager’s worst nightmare.
So We Got a WonderWheel Instead
It’s a reference to the somewhat problematic 1980’s movie, The Toy.
SUPER (market) DAD
No you can’t have that Wiggles coloring book. Because I’m mean… and cheap.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Brian
Making deals with God and coming up demonstrably short in the negotiations.
Full Disclosure
Everyone knows “Can’t Live Without Your Love and Affection” is unquestionably the best track on that album.
Roll Out the Barrel
In the pecking order of awards shows, this is probably lower than the Teen’s Choice Awards.
My Dog Ate My State of the Union Address
Administration muppets misplace things. More at eleven.
Sans Tomato Soup
The best in contemporary grilled cheese related news and ephemera.
This just in…
Also, the scent of freshly baked cookies increases human trafficking.