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Times were you could back any food-stuff regardless of your party affiliation based on the merits of their flavor.

ranzino July 9, 2004

Where we regale you with tales of automotive chivalry.

ranzino July 8, 2004

I mean, they’re probably weren’t a ton to pick from.

ranzino June 29, 2004

Maybe. Kinda. Sorta.

ranzino June 29, 2004

Hey guys. Guys? Guys?

ranzino June 28, 2004

So versatile. It can be used as a noun, a verb, a gerund…

ranzino June 27, 2004

Where’s the any key?

ranzino June 25, 2004

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

ranzino June 24, 2004

I can’t wait for my free meal at Applebee’s.

ranzino June 22, 2004

Remember when? REMEMBER?!?

ranzino June 18, 2004