Cutting the Cord
Set yourself free. Visit your local library.
10 Rumored Features of the New iPhone 4G
I would love it if they just came out and said, “It’s just skinnier this year. That’s it.”
The Myth of Wii
The one where we get to selfishly relive our NES childhoods through our own kids.
Pocket Full of Kryptonite
The 90’s had some of the best AND worst music in recorded history.
Damn you George Lucas
Kudos on creating the world’s greatest money printing machine you handsome bearded bastard.
We’re Bringing Schlumpy Back
Where we talk about just giving up on making our family look presentable.
Other Things Donovan McNabb Doesn’t Know
It’s my natural born right as a Philadelphia fan to smear my favorite teams in a public forum.
My Camera’s Voice DEMANDS To Be Heard!
The entirety of human knowledge in your pocket, but consulting the OED is too bothersome.
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow night: