Such a Good Dad
The true question is, “as compared to what?”
Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.
Don’t come at me with your regional favorites. Perfection has been achieved right here in Pennsylvania.
Sign Interpretation 101: Navigating your physical environment for dummies.
What they don’t tell you about before you have kids: The unending gauntlet of public embarrassment.
Where we embark on a new series of unhelpful suggestions for Gen X parents.
Winter once again has left us, just like your deadbeat Dad left you when he “went out for milk and a pack of smokes.”
Where we learn what is the appropriate dress code for fast food consumption.
I’m sure he’ll grow up to be just fine with a parent like you. JUST FINE.