The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower
We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning
A listicle for the busy parent who likes to ignore their child by looking at a distraction rectangle.
We’re Bringing Schlumpy Back
Where we talk about just giving up on making our family look presentable.
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow night:
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
Where we get snobby about what kind of container our alcoholic beverage is served in.
Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?
Where we discuss m misplaced shame about where I take my kids to get their hair did.
Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach
Remember, judging others makes you feel better about how terrible you are.