Tag: Suburban Life
The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower
We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning
Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…
We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack
It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow…
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?
Recently, I took the boys on our not-so-frequent trip to the hair removal store. I like…
Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach
5. Way Too Tan Guy – You have to wonder if this guy is holding down…
Dear Pushy Mom…
Dear Mom Who Runs Into the Pre-School Ahead of Everyone Else the Millisecond After They Open…