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Tag: Suburban Life

They’re Both Purple, Okay

Here’s a handy tip for you health nuts out there making your own salads for lunch:…

Hooray for Spring!

As a public service announcement for those of you in the lower 44 who have ever…

Are You There God? It’s Me, Brian

A long time ago, when I was a lad fair of cheek, I made a gentleman’s…

Let’s Think People, Think!

Dear Lady in the Green Dodge Caravan in front of me at the Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru,…

One is the Loneliest Number

Whoever came up with the idea to sell three of the same type of socks in…

Anger Management

My wife and I recently purchased a minivan. For those of you without children, minivans are…

I Thought He Was an Unfunny Cartoon Penguin

Does it make me a bad person if I immediately lean towards disliking someone who refers…

Courtesy Wave

When you’re about town in your Cadillac Escalade, please take the time to participate in a…

Wrinkle-Free Checking

Recently, my cozy little hometown bank merged with another cozy little hometown bank and a huge…

Better Than the Prom in Carrie

I was listening to the local pop station while getting dressed this morning. The crazy and…