They’re Both Purple, Okay
Here’s a handy tip for you health nuts out there making your own salads for lunch:…
Hooray for Spring!
As a public service announcement for those of you in the lower 44 who have ever…
Are You There God? It’s Me, Brian
A long time ago, when I was a lad fair of cheek, I made a gentleman’s…
Let’s Think People, Think!
Dear Lady in the Green Dodge Caravan in front of me at the Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru,…
One is the Loneliest Number
Whoever came up with the idea to sell three of the same type of socks in…
Anger Management
My wife and I recently purchased a minivan. For those of you without children, minivans are…
I Thought He Was an Unfunny Cartoon Penguin
Does it make me a bad person if I immediately lean towards disliking someone who refers…
Courtesy Wave
When you’re about town in your Cadillac Escalade, please take the time to participate in a…
Wrinkle-Free Checking
Recently, my cozy little hometown bank merged with another cozy little hometown bank and a huge…
Better Than the Prom in Carrie
I was listening to the local pop station while getting dressed this morning. The crazy and…