Optimism Renewed
Thank you for being a weird friend.
Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.
It’s as if we didn’t have 30 years of cinematic proof that empowering these little bastards is bad.
Least effective piece of clickbait I’ve ever seen.
A listicle for the busy parent who likes to ignore their child by looking at a distraction rectangle.
I would love it if they just came out and said, “It’s just skinnier this year. That’s it.”
The one where we get to selfishly relive our NES childhoods through our own kids.