Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
You are a sign maker
You nailed “surveillance” but just couldn’t stick the landing.
The Future is Now
Fans of the luxuriously depressing obesity-chic lifestyle as depicted in the Pixar classic Wall*E rejoice! Your…
You Won’t Believe What Happened Next…
Least effective piece of clickbait I’ve ever seen.
The Burden of Being Aquaman
It’s a big ocean. You can’t be everywhere at once.
Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis
Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood.
10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning
Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…
10 Rumored Features of the New iPhone 4G
In light of Gizmodo’s recent acquisition of a top-secret pre-production version of the iPhone 4G, speculation…
The Myth of Wii
The Non-Political Plumber, originally uploaded by ranzino. Here’s how fanboys of the Nintendo Wii will defend…
Pocket Full of Kryptonite
When I was a freshman in college I specifically remembering going to see a Spin Doctors…
Damn you George Lucas
You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…