Author: ranzino
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
Right Downturn Clyde
When we face the darkest of economic times, it takes a special breed of entertainer to…
We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack
It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…
Other Things Donovan McNabb Doesn’t Know
After a particularly uninspired gridiron matchup between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Philadelphia Eagles ended in…
My Camera’s Voice DEMANDS To Be Heard!
These are the same people who are tasked with handling my ballot correctly. <Generic Public Service…
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow…
WORLD CHAMPIONS… OF THE WORLD!
Philadelphia fans rejoice. Nearly three decades of pain has been eased this night. Thank you Phightin’…
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Halloween Week on Ranzino.com
It’s Halloween season here on Ranzino.com and we’ll be celebrating this manufactured non-holiday by posting some…
Giraffes, Swords and Puppies To Be
Sculptures To Be, originally uploaded by ranzino. So what’s the over-under on the life expectancy of…
Life Got You Down?
In these uncertain times of financial and political turmoil, it may be time for Americans to…